The Apprentice (UK) Quotes

• [after Team Logic's fifth successive loss]Lord — Read more
• Zoe Beresford: Melody is a nightmare to work with — Read more
• Zeeshaan Shah: Oud is a perfume!Alex Mills: Zee, listen sunshine it's not! O-U-D-H is a perfume!
• Zeeshaan Shah: Let me speak to him!Neil Clough: — Read more
• Zeeshaan Shah: I know Dubai like the back of my hand.
• Yasmina Siadatan: (normal voice) She's like, (in — Read more
• Virgin Megastores buyer: (about Invicta's — Read more
• Vincent Disneur: You've got nice hair. Would you like a free massage?
• Vincent Disneur: What I thought we could do is — Read more
• Vincent Disneur: Vincent makes all the calls. Vincent closes all the meetings.
• Vincent Disneur: I’m best of breed within my i — Read more
• Vincent Disneur: (to a dog owner, while filming — Read more
• Vincent Disneur: (holding an orange) Is this an orange?Edward Hunter: I dunno.
• Vana Koutsomitis: I just don't like questions — Read more
• Uzma Yakoob: I'm in the look good industry.Lord — Read more
• Tre Azam: We need a break dancer.Simon Ambrose: I'm a dance man!Tre Azam: Shut up!
• Tre Azam: They come across like something that belongs in a fetish gallery.
• Tre Azam: Don't talk to me like I'm a child — Read more
• Tom Pellereau: Melody runs a business which, unsurprisingly, is all to do with talking.
• Tom Pellereau: I think the main problem is Edward — Read more
• Tom Pellereau: Didn't Christopher Columbus discover the potato?
• Tom Pellereau: (whips off glasses) Underneath these glasses is a core of steel.
• Tom Pellereau: (on MyPy) It’s either utter madness or complete genius.
• Tom Gearing: (while visibly drunk) I've enjoyed — Read more
• This is not a game, this is a 12 week job — Read more
• This is not a game, this is a 12 week job — Read more
• The Invicta Chef: (on the argument between Samuel and Tuan) Welcome to the catering world.
• Syed Ahmed: You couldn't close a barn door even if you tripped over it! (to Tuan)
• Syed Ahmed: We need 100 chickens, we need 30 — Read more
• Syed Ahmed: Shall we all go in there?Paul Tulip: — Read more
• Syed Ahmed: I grew up in the East End, and have — Read more
• Syed Ahmed: (After the Harrods pitch and moving — Read more
• Susan Ma: Zoe made so many bad decisions on this — Read more
• Susan Ma: What’s at the British museum? Just, like, dinosaurs and stuff?
• Susan Ma: Are the French really fond of their — Read more
• Susan Ma: (on Zoe) On a personal level, she’s o — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: [while filming the backdrop at — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: [trying to poach tourists from the — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: [gravelly American accent] Coming — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: [As Stella] "I can't do anything — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: Influenza's going to be Cockney — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: If you give me a hundred grand a — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: If Alex comes back, I will — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: I don't really want to introduce myself in German as then I'd be Herr Baggs.
• Stuart Baggs: Dan, how many sausages did you make — Read more
• Stuart Baggs: (Pleading to Lord Alan Sugar) If I — Read more
• Steven Ugoalah:If I was you I would turn around — Read more
• Steven Ugoalah: I have an amazing idea for Lord — Read more
• Stephen Brady: I do believe business is actually — Read more
• Stella English: Lucky for us that you made so — Read more
• Stella English: I think I have the passion that Chris doesn't have.
• Stella English: (as she is modelling for the "Cuuli" towel) Don't look at me Nick! Just don't!
• Sir Alan Sugar: [to the candidates, in the — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: You were devastated when you got — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: You valued the skeleton, right — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: You should have stuck to Mac Man like shit to a blanket.
• Sir Alan Sugar: You seem to have gone from anchor to wanker! (to Mani Sandher)
• Sir Alan Sugar: You know what? I think this team — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: You know what, it seems that you — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: You haven't got a bloody clue, not a bloody clue! (to Renaissance)
• Sir Alan Sugar: Yasmina... you're hired!Yasmina — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: What a shower. What a bloody shower! (about the losing team)
• Sir Alan Sugar: We had the Sandhurst group here — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Viscoelastic foam? What a load of — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Tuan, you're being very quiet and — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Three zeroes? That's a record — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: This whole task turned out a — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: This is job interview from hell — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: The fundamental flaw here is that — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: That's not very good, is it — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Simon, if I asked you to build me — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Samuel, with your hands in your — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Samuel, can I ask you a direct — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Rory, you're a disaster. I'm — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Rocky, you make sandwiches for a — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Philip, I think I'm clearing my — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Paul, I sent you to sell the best — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Never underestimate me because — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Maj, general feeling among my two — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Lucinda, you are a risk manager — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Lucinda, I'm afraid to say you're — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Listen, don't get impatient with — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Let's talk about Ansell.Claude — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Jo, you've been here too many — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Jenny, you are a woman of the — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: It was dictated to you? By who — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Is this a joke?! (during Paul's attempted explanation of his baked bean-tin stove)
• Sir Alan Sugar: Is it right that you went to a — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: In these past ten weeks, I've — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Ifti, I don't know if you've got — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: If she [Kristina] says "okay" one — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Ian, you lost. A word that's not in your vocabulary, I understand.
• Sir Alan Sugar: I've set you lot a task and now — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: I've got your card marked. (to Syed)
• Sir Alan Sugar: I'm struggling with the situation — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: I'll promise you this. As sure — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: I sent you out on a mission to — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: I just don't know whether you're some sort of bloody nutter. (to Jo Cameron)
• Sir Alan Sugar: I don't know what you're smiling for. A loss is a loss.
• Sir Alan Sugar: I can tell you Kevin that Clinton — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: I absolutely admire anybody like — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: How was Ian as a team leader — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Helene your posture, not being — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Don't start telling me that — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Do I need another corporate lawyer? The answer is no. Karen, you're fired!
• Sir Alan Sugar: But I'm also sorry to say, Syed — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Business starts now!(He throws — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Ben, name them. Two people that — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: Am I asking you ventriloquist? I'm talking to him!
• Sir Alan Sugar: Adam, your luck has run out! You're Fired!
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Tre Azam) Remember I told you — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Renaissance) You made one — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Raef) What is all this stuff — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Philip) With all this bravado — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Paula’s excuse that she's n — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Mani Sandher) You think you — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to James) Who do you think — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (To James) Turns out I was Willy — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to James when questioning him on — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Debra) You find another way — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Claire after he fires Lucinda — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Ben)I think the light at the — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Ben just before firing him) — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Ben before firing him) You — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (to Alpha) How was the team — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (seeing Raef quiet as Alex and — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (referencing Stealth's target — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (questioning the bright green box — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (on reading Jo Cameron's CV) Says — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (in the first "With regret" — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (after his latest firing) I've — Read more
• Sir Alan Sugar: (after Empire win the task) You look surprised.Howard Ebison: Relieved.
• Sir Alan Sugar: (after Debra, James and Mona's — Read more
• Siobhan Smith: Whatever's happened, we just need to let it go. (singing) Let it go, let it go...
• Simon Smith: Yeah, I need more cheese. I'm — Read more
• Simon Smith: (on Raef) Laurence of Araefia. The strange, posh enigma!
• Simon Smith: (in Sir Alan's voice) "And at the end of this task, one of you will be fired!"
• Simon Smith: (During Team Renaissance's victory) What-ho, bloke? Top tea.
• Simon Ambrose: (while unwittingly appearing to be — Read more
• Shibby Robati: I have two ears and one mouth, and I'm going to use them in that ratio.
• Shibby Robati: (on Dan Harris) First impressions: Non.
• Sharon McAllister: (To Syed) I think you're an arrogant wanker, but good luck.
• Scott Saunders: I want that stuff, in there!Brett Butler-Smythe: Speak to me like that again...
• Scott Saunders: (during a brainstorm) What about — Read more
• Scott McCulloch: I'm putting this back on you guys, right? Done!(Stunned look from Nick Hewer)
• Scott McCulloch: Dan's shouting at me, James is — Read more
• Sarah Jayne Clark: I'm laughing at the situation — Read more
• Sara Dhada: To me, business is simple. It's about making money, making money and making more money.
• Sam Curry: It's like giving birth to a child and — Read more
• Sam Curry: (to Elle Stevenson) You are, a genuine princess.
• Sam Curry: (after listening to a football manager — Read more
• Ruth Badger: You wouldn't believe that! So I've — Read more
• Ruth Badger: Tell me what you mean by autocratic — Read more
• Ruth Badger: (after failing to sell a product) We put our lipstick on for him, and he was minging!
• Rory Laing: It does fulfil the task of being — Read more
• Robert Goodwin: We agreed as a team to create — Read more
• Ricky Martin: When it comes to business, I’m l — Read more
• Ricky Martin: How long have you been a sales — Read more
• Ricky Martin: (To Roisin on her CV about being an — Read more
• Rick Monk: We're going to Malta, these girls have — Read more
• Richard Woods: [On the phone to Charleine] Would you like me to pass you over to David?
• Richard Woods: (After his interview with Linda) I've thrown it away!
• Raleigh Addington: Nobody knew what their job was — Read more
• Raleigh Addington: Lord Sugar, yesterday I was — Read more
• Raj Dhonota: The whole group was fully snotty — Read more
• Raef Bjayou: Let's absolutely, kick...arse. (before setting of to do the task.)
• Raef Bjayou: I think that we need to remember — Read more
• Raef Bjayou: I get on with Prince or Pauper!Sir Alan Sugar: And you're the prince, are you?
• Raef Bjayou: (through an intercom selling fish — Read more
• Raef Bjayou: (rehearsing his pitch at night) — Read more
• Raef Bjayou: (on the phone) My name's Raef. I'm C.E.O of Alpha Luxury Ice Creams.
• Philip Taylor: Noorul's put me with Kimberly — Read more
• Philip Taylor: I enjoy the odd cosmetic and from — Read more
• Philip Taylor: (after performing his Pantsman — Read more
• Paula Jones: I don't think the food is up to — Read more
• Paula Jones: (unaware that she’s spent over £ — Read more
• Paul Tulip: I'm just a likable person who can get along with anyone
• Paul Tulip: How many stripes have you got?Syed — Read more
• Paul Tulip: (to the camera) If I get brought back — Read more
• Paul Tulip: (In an Italian accent) You mess with me, I carve you up!
• Paul Torrisi: Yes, I am Italian. I do have a — Read more
• Paul Torrisi: We never bought the bloody venison; we were over at the bloody printers!
• Paul Torrisi: There's a slight pause, and then — Read more
• Paul Torrisi: I can sell anythingSir Alan Sugar: Well, you didn't.
• Paul Torrisi: I am a Roman Catholic and God is my — Read more
• Paul Torrisi: First time we have a girl as a — Read more
• Paul Sullivan: (After both Titans and Nedula lose — Read more
• Paul Kemsley: You may not be aware of this — Read more
• Paul Kemsley: I want to see this silly impression — Read more
• Paul Kemsley: I didn't find anything interesting — Read more
• Paul Kemsley: And what's my body language telling — Read more
• Paul Callaghan: So, just to recap, we're trying — Read more
• Paloma Vivanco: [to Shibby] I'm a businesswoman, and you're a joke!
• Noorul Choudhury:Right, okay! Um...(Long — Read more
• Noorul Choudhury: You've seen that Ben is very — Read more
• Noorul Choudhury: (at the end of his taxi — Read more
• Nick Holzherr: It's like being under fire! It's like being in a warzone!
• Nick Hewer: [Stuart Baggs'] leadership style leaves me trembling with irritation.
• Nick Hewer: Zoe slapped down Susan a couple of times, [just] as somebody slaps down a yapping puppy.
• Nick Hewer: Trying to nail anything on Jim is a bit like trying to nail jelly to a wall.
• Nick Hewer: They've sold their three nodding — Read more
• Nick Hewer: There’s never any meat in it. That’s the problem – it’s just waffle.
• Nick Hewer: The first time an octopus was — Read more
• Nick Hewer: So that's 100 chickens and 100 — Read more
• Nick Hewer: No apostrophe in the history of the — Read more
• Nick Hewer: I wouldn't gas about it. I'd get on with it.
• Nick Hewer: He's all gong and no dinner (on Syed Ahmed)
• Nick Hewer: Frankly returning to London with no — Read more
• Nick Hewer: Columbus, he's British?Tom Pellereau: You're kidding.
• Nick Hewer: Behind me, you can see Stella wearing — Read more
• Nick Hewer: (to the camera after Robert's refusal — Read more
• Nick Hewer: (to Jim, who is Irish) I don't know — Read more
• Nick Hewer: (Referring to ignite's "Pantsman" — Read more
• Nick Hewer: (on Tom and Leon) I think it's about — Read more
• Nick Hewer: (on one of Team Logic's sales) As they say in Europe: "Nil Points." Nothing.
• Nick Hewer: (on Kurt's recycling chair) I've never come across such a revolting idea!
• Nick Hewer: (on Jim) I’ve never seen such an a — Read more
• New interviewer Linda Plant: (having learned that — Read more
• Neil Clough: Kurt should be fired for the failure — Read more
• Neil Clough: Behind every good project manager there's a Neil Clough.
• Neil Clough: (after Endeavour win the task and on — Read more
• Natasha Scribbins: What we need to bear in mind is that our focus group was quite focused.
• Natasha Scribbins: Melody just turned to me and — Read more
• Natasha Scribbins: Lads’ magazines are about lads, yeah?
• Natasha Scribbins: It's an anytime treat, for after school.
• Natasha Scribbins: (to Vincent) Tom’s voice was n — Read more
• Natalie Panayi: (upon seeing the flag that isn't — Read more
• Nargis Ara: Did you know that there are six — Read more
• Nargis Ara: Ask me any questions.Virgin — Read more
• Myles Mordaunt: How about we get someone to take — Read more
• Mona Lewis: (to a confused audience of creative — Read more
• Mona Lewis: (meeting a pre-op in a gay bar) You're a boy and you're going to be a girl?
• Mona Lewis: (holding a feather duster) What's this?Yasmina Siadatan: It's a duster
• Mike Soutar: One of the things I found flawed in — Read more
• Mike Soutar: It all seems a bit show business — Read more
• Mike Soutar: I think what I'm hearing is, the guy — Read more
• Mike Soutar: I have a glowing employment — Read more
• Mike Soutar: How much of your business plan did — Read more
• Mike Soutar: Are there any other exaggerations — Read more
• Mike Soutar: (To Lord Sugar on working with — Read more
• Mike Soutar: (after hearing Bianca's proposal) So — Read more
• Michael Sophocles: They're just dumb-dumbs. (after failing to sell a cake to some brides-to-be)
• Michael Sophocles: Sir Alan, I think I'm an — Read more
• Michael Sophocles: (singing) And more, much more than this. I did it my way!
• Michael Sophocles: (on the phone) It's Michael — Read more
• Mergim Butaja: (holding a spring onion) Is this an onion?Sam Curry: Yes, that's an onion.
• Mergim Butaja: (Assisting Brett collecting the manure) The smell is beautiful.
• Melody Hossaini: It felt so good yesterday to see — Read more
• Melody Hossaini: Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
• Melissa Cohen: [to Jamie and Stuart] Well done for ganging up on me. Horrible people.
• Melissa Cohen: There was no room for manoeuvrement!
• Melissa Cohen: Some people have set out to get me — Read more
• Matthew Riley: Are you smoking something? Get on — Read more
• Mark Wright: (after he is asked who he's bringing — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: You studied the greats in — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: Velocity had a float of £2 — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: This has to be one of the most, stupid activities they have yet engaged in!
• Margaret Mountford: Never before in the history — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: If I asked "What is the most — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: (to Jim) I must say, I’ve n — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: (after Tuan Le is fired) Tuan — Read more
• Margaret Mountford: "A lady with a brain like — Read more
• Mani Sandher: You don't have a clue what we're — Read more
• Luisa Zissman: I'd rather give birth again than do this.
• Lucinda Ledgerwood: Will you please stop using my name in vain?
• Lucinda Ledgerwood: Stop it! Not on! Naughty, Naughty, Naughty!
• Lucinda Ledgerwood: I don't like the boxing, I — Read more
• Lucinda Ledgerwood: As I have said, I will be out — Read more
• Lorraine Tighe: I'm a little bit of a slow burner — Read more
• Lorraine Tighe: I think what I wanted to do was — Read more
• Lord Sugar:[after watching Summit's video]I — Read more
• Lord Sugar:Daniel, what is your opinion about who — Read more
• Lord Sugar: [To Team Summit on their product] I think even the shoplifters would bring it back.
• Lord Sugar: [on Apollo's final product] This — Read more
• Lord Sugar: You've got more cheek than Kim Kardashian, I think.
• Lord Sugar: You'll be more accustomed to this — Read more
• Lord Sugar: You said on your resume that "I'm — Read more
• Lord Sugar: You like to be known as "The Big K" — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Why don't you tell me one last time — Read more
• Lord Sugar: What do you make of Jordan? His — Read more
• Lord Sugar: We've got Brexit. But in this process — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Tom, you are gonna become my business — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Tom, maybe there is some legs in offering a chair.
• Lord Sugar: This Jim, he seems to have some kind of control over people. I don’t know why.
• Lord Sugar: This is simple multiplications, it is not rocket science.
• Lord Sugar: Thank God I didn't send you out to buy 20 camels, you'd come back with a packet of fags!
• Lord Sugar: Tell me about this themed well, then — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Technology has been my best friend — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Stuart, you're young I know. But this is not kindergarten!
• Lord Sugar: Stephen, you are this close to going — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Solomon, you are a very intelligent — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Scott, who are you going to bring — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Scott, can you tell me what you were — Read more
• Lord Sugar: One of you will be fired. Or...(he — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Oliver, your best hope for 250 grand is to buy yourself a scratchcard.
• Lord Sugar: My disposals get taken away in the back of a taxi.
• Lord Sugar: Ladies, who's gonna be the project manager?Jaz Ampaw-Farr: I am!
• Lord Sugar: Katie, you know nothing about running — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Just to make this clear, make me money and don't piss me off.
• Lord Sugar: It's sink or swim and as you've learnt by now, I don't do life-jackets.
• Lord Sugar: It is with regret...(Tom shakes his — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Is everything clear?The candidates: — Read more
• Lord Sugar: If you want to moan, you can send me an email at "[email protected]'tcare. com"
• Lord Sugar: If someone can't actually perform in — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I've read all your CV's and on paper you all look good, but so does fish and chips
• Lord Sugar: I've got a pile of CVs here. It's — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I'm sitting here thinking to myself — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I'm after workers, not shirkers. Winners, not wingers.
• Lord Sugar: I think you had your chance, you blew it. Dan, You're Fired!
• Lord Sugar: I mean, second week...my favorite — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I haven't seen much of you, Ellie. I — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I have never yet come across an engineer that can turn his hand to business.
• Lord Sugar: I don't like your last outbursts — Read more
• Lord Sugar: I am bitterly disappointed with your — Read more
• Lord Sugar: How do you send people to a brewery — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Felicity, all you've told me since — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Ed, you were trained at one of the — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Daniel, one of your day jobs is pub — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Daniel, I don't think we're gonna go — Read more
• Lord Sugar: Claude, perhaps you'd let me know — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (when Connexus return to the — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (upon seeing Endeavour's flag) Looks — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Vincent) With your track record — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Vincent) I know you’re Belgian and that’s where the waffles come from, but…
• Lord Sugar: (to Tom) If you nod your head any — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to the losing team) In the task, you — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to the initial candidates) This year — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Tenacity) The only way you lot — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Stuart) The thing is, is that my — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (To Stephen moments before firing — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (To Sarah on her credentials as a — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (To Oliver who runs a sausage business) Are you Porkos, Greek god of sausages?
• Lord Sugar: (to Nick and Karren) Edward, he — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Mergim before firing him) It is a — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Kurt before firing him) I admire — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Joy) You're Fired!Joy Stefanicki: Man!
• Lord Sugar: (to Joseph) I suppose you, Valentino — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Jim) I don't know whether you're made of brains or bollocks.
• Lord Sugar: (to Jamie before firing him) Jamie, I — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to James) If Anne Boleyn's neck had been as thick as you are, she might still be alive.
• Lord Sugar: (To James in the firing line) Just — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Elle minutes before firing her) — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Dan Callaghan) Get your hands out — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Alex shortly before firing him) — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (to Adam Corbally before firing him)I — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (Pondering) I've got to say... I'm a — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on Versatile's party after they lose — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on the change of format) It's not — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on Team Connexus' digital billboard) You're rotating like a kebab, Ruth.
• Lord Sugar: (on Steven) He is an irritant — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on Melody) She’ll tread over a — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on Jenna's disastrous video advert) — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (on Connexus' third appearance in the — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (On Charleine's business plan) — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (moments before firing Zeeshaan) Zee — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (moments before firing James) James — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (in the second occasion where both — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (immediately after Team Summit's loss — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (having listened to Bilyana giving — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (during his boardroom deliberations) — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (commenting on a poorly designed — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (after Venture 'win' the task) I had — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (After Stuart Baggs' "over the top" — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (after Scott leaves) This process is — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (after Logic have their fifth — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (After hearing Steven's reasons for — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (after firing Christopher) I'm, sick — Read more
• Lord Sugar: (after Apollo's argument) This is like watching a bunch of bloody amateurs!
• Lohit Kalburgi: (attempting to sell while — Read more
• Lindsay Booth: Was that your sale?Sarah Dales: — Read more
• Leon Doyle: I drew a picture of a teapot with a — Read more
• Leon Doyle: I don’t like your gimmicky salesman w — Read more
• Leon Doyle: Based on the feedback I've been — Read more
• Leon Doyle: (to a female customer) We can get you naked and spray you.
• Lee McQueen: You know what I smelt then? Perfection!
• Lee McQueen: That's what I'm talking about! (repeated throughout the series)
• Lee McQueen: (on the phone to Raef) Just to let — Read more
• Lee McQueen: (on the phone to Ian and Kevin) I'm concerned. Lee McQueen is concerned.
• Leah Totton: I'm the person who knows the most — Read more
• Lauren Riley: You've heard why we failed and none — Read more
• Laura Moore: [suggesting a name for a cleaning — Read more
• Laura Moore: I'm going to bring back, Joanna and — Read more
• Kurt Wilson: (referring to Leah) I was thinking — Read more
• Kevin Shaw: We can! We've got to prepare the food — Read more
• Kevin Shaw: I've never seen, so much delegation — Read more
• Katie Wright: I would call myself ‘The Blonde A — Read more
• Katie Wright: I go to football games, it's £6 a — Read more
• Katie Wright: Bilyana did me the biggest favour — Read more
• Katie Hopkins: She's a complete snake in the — Read more
• Katie Hopkins: If you give me the opportunity to win again, I'll win again.
• Katie Hopkins: (after hearing Adam's claim about — Read more
• Kate Walsh: (aimed at Ben) No “sex sells” ide — Read more
• Karthik Nagesan: I'm an emperor, a true leader. A — Read more
• Karthik Nagesan: I saw people not pulling their — Read more
• Karthik Nagesan: Give me a laptop and I'll make you a billion dollar company.Lord Sugar: What?
• Karthik Nagesan: (to Dillon St. Paul after Titans — Read more
• Karthik Nagesan: (as he is selling sweets) Suck it! Who wants to suck it?!
• Karthik Nagesan: (after Mukai and Paul return to — Read more
• Karthik Nagesan: (after Mukai accuses him of — Read more
• Karren Brady:You are representing businesswomen — Read more
• Karren Brady: [to Melissa] The feedback was that you were very annoying.
• Karren Brady: You're very excited aren't you — Read more
• Karren Brady: You sold fourteen packs.Stuart Baggs: (somewhat surprised) Fourteen packs?
• Karren Brady: You need a sieve with Susan — Read more
• Karren Brady: You don’t have to be have been in F — Read more
• Karren Brady: Well you did say was the product — Read more
• Karren Brady: Vana, I don't know why you're — Read more
• Karren Brady: How hard is it to stand with a megaphone and shout 'muffins'?
• Karren Brady: Do you have that all-round business — Read more
• Karren Brady: Alan, I'd be worried about going — Read more
• Karren Brady: (to Lord Sugar) I think if you went — Read more
• Karren Brady: (On Sanjay's business plan) Alan, it seems more of a whim than a business idea.
• Karren Brady: (on Natasha) She comes in here, she — Read more
• Joseph Valente: No stopping, no messing around, no toilet breaks, just hitting it! Solid, yeah?
• Joseph Valente: (to Selina) Oh, my god. You are such a manipulator!
• Joseph Valente: (at the end of a negotiation) — Read more
• Jordan Poulton: If, and when, an investment is — Read more
• Jordan Poulton: I am a woman who works really — Read more
• Jordan Poulton: Hello, I'm JordanClaude Littner: — Read more
• Jordan Poulton: (said without pausing for breath) — Read more
• Jim Eastwood: The girls didn’t play ball – thr — Read more
• Jim Eastwood: May I speak Lord Sugar?Lord Sugar: — Read more
• Jim Eastwood: It's very difficult to push treacle up a hill.
• Jim Eastwood: It looks as if we're all trying to — Read more
• Jim Eastwood: I have twenty three umbrellas, and ironically twenty three minutes left!
• Jim Eastwood: I don’t know what rapport is. If I knew, I’d bottle it and sell it.
• Jim Eastwood: I believe I can be the champion thoroughbred that this process requires.
• Jim Eastwood: Could you sell this type of small petit object?
• Jim Eastwood: (to Susan) I actually think you’re just marginally worse than Glenn.
• Jim Eastwood: (to Alex) My contribution is more positive than negative. Yours is nada.
• Jim Eastwood: (through a microphone as Tom — Read more
• Jim Eastwood: (on being asked by Margaret to — Read more
• Jessica Cunningham: The one issue is, we can't — Read more
• Jenny Celerier: I have to say Lucinda, I am — Read more
• Jenny Celerier: All day it's been like I've had — Read more
• Jenny Celerier: (to Lucinda) Can you be quiet, please? (slower) Can, You, Be, Quiet, Please?
• Jenny Celerier: (to Lucinda after she accuses — Read more
• Jennifer Maguire: As a salesperson, I would rate myself as probably the best in Europe.
• Jenna Whittingham: (to Laura who is Scottish) Do — Read more
• JD O'Brien: (trying to explain the boys' team — Read more
• Jason Leech: Not you Jordan, somebody average size!
• Jason Leech: (in an "Arabic" accent to an Emirati — Read more
• Jane McEoy: (to Duane as he tries the chutney) — Read more
• Jamie Lester: (To an audience of tourists) — Read more
• Jamie Lester: (To an audience of tourists) On our — Read more
• Jamie Lester: (on what he thinks the task will — Read more
• James McQuillan: I think he's going to take me — Read more
• James McQuillan: I feel like a monkey learning to use tools.
• James McQuillan: I did have a bit of bad luck in — Read more
• James McQuillan: (on the benefits of a home birth pool) The lid's open so the baby can jump out.
• James McQuillan: (on how he would have liked to — Read more
• James McQuillan: (on breast-feeding) The mother — Read more
• James McQuillan: (directing the ‘gay’ actors for — Read more
• James McQuillan: (after thanking Sir Alan he gets — Read more
• James Hill: Stop trying to undermine me and stuff all the time!Roisin Hogan: I'm not!
• Jade Nash: (after an interview) Absolutely slaughtered!
• Jade English: It's a draw, yet there's three lads in the boardroom?
• Ian Stringer: There are two types of people in — Read more
• Ian Stringer: Can you get us black bags?Lee — Read more
• Ian Stringer: (to Nicholas who is an artist and a — Read more
• Helen Milligan: (when asked to tell a joke by — Read more
• Helen Milligan: (After Susan returns to the — Read more
• Harrison Jones: I'm not going to stand there and — Read more
• Glenn Ward: (to Leon after they return to the house) You bottled it!
• Glenn Ward: (in a Scouse accent) How's your wife and my kids?
• Gavin Winstanley: So just to confirm - a cloche — Read more
• Gavin Winstanley: (also on Vincent) He couldn’t run a bath, honestly.
• Francesca Macduff-Varley: You're talking to three — Read more
• Frances Bishop: (seeing Oliver struggling to make — Read more
• Flashback Bordan Tkachuk: Well, you tell me. It's — Read more
• Felipe Alviar-Baquero: We had a team that Chiles — Read more
• Felicity Jackson: They wouldn't even take a penny off! A penny!
• Felicity Jackson: Lord Sugar will probably find — Read more
• Felicity Jackson: Due to not selling enough, my — Read more
• Ellie Reed: (on Vincent) He’s what I call in my industry a bit of a wide boy – a Billy Bullshit.
• Ellie Read, Helen Milligan, Susan Ma and Melody — Read more
• Elle Stevenson: Joseph, the second we get in that — Read more
• Elle Stevenson: (to Joseph Valente whose role — Read more
• Elle Stevenson: (after Lord Sugar moves the teams — Read more
• Elizabeth McKenna: Lord Sugar, I had my hands in that meat. And I mixed it!
• Edward Hunter: Not only am I the youngest person — Read more
• Edward Hunter: Lord Sugar, my business plan and — Read more
• Edward Hunter: I handpicked Jim, 'cause I knew he — Read more
• Edna Agbarha: To some extent, I've been in both — Read more
• Edna Agbarha: I train chief executives how to be — Read more
• Edna Agbarha: I seek out pain rather than pleasure. A limp handshake is unforgivable.
• Duane Bryan: There is a well-known expression, don't look a gift horse in the eye.
• Dru Masters: (after Philip’s performance) He's c — Read more
• Dillon St. Paul: I'm the business equivalent of a — Read more
• Debra Barr: (snaps at a startled Nick Hewer) How can you say that Nick? How can you say that?
• Debra Barr: (back in the penthouse) I'm not — Read more
• David Stevenson: (on the T-Shirts) You can wear them with almost, anything!
• David Stevenson: (After Lord Sugar fires Elle — Read more
• Daniel Lassman: I think it's a no-brainer Lord Sugar, though Mark is a lovely guy.
• Daniel Lassman: I know you like your football — Read more
• Daniel Lassman: (to Mark) When you smell blood, you give us a silly football analogy.
• Daniel Lassman: (on the treat) How's this a treat?!
• Daniel Elahi: So did you shake Claude's hand — Read more
• Dan Harris: (to Shibby Robati) Shibby, what the fuck are you doing?!
• Dan Callaghan: Hello! Are you, interested in buying a salad?
• Clinton Cards Representative: Do you think that's — Read more
• Claudine Collins: You state in here that you and — Read more
• Claudine Collins: Why does Lord Sugar call you — Read more
• Claudine Collins: (to Jordan) I have to say, you — Read more
• Claude Littner: You haven't got one error. It's — Read more
• Claude Littner: When asked 'What do you do for — Read more
• Claude Littner: What are the things you're going — Read more
• Claude Littner: Well Courtney, I've been watching — Read more
• Claude Littner: This is my tenth year of doing — Read more
• Claude Littner: There are large, well establish — Read more
• Claude Littner: The trouble is, you're an — Read more
• Claude Littner: If you don't know your own — Read more
• Claude Littner: I've read through your CV and — Read more
• Claude Littner: I'll talk about Lucinda if I may — Read more
• Claude Littner: I will eat my shorts if that gets traction on social media. Hashtag concern.
• Claude Littner: I think I'll have to go down, and — Read more
• Claude Littner: (with exasperation) I don't get — Read more
• Claude Littner: (To Solomon after the interview) That's not the way out.
• Claude Littner: (Reading from Richard's plan) — Read more
• Claude Littner: (on Scott's attempts to secure work during leaflets) What a complete waste of time!
• Claude Littner: (on Lee's CV which is riddled — Read more
• Claude Littner: (as he pushes Courtney for a — Read more
• Claude Littner: (After Versatile try to sell fish — Read more
• Claude Littner: (after Stuart puts his hand out — Read more
• Claude Littner: (after Lord Sugar hires Joseph) — Read more
• Claude Litter: (having listened to Nick's explanation of his website) Do I care?
• Claire Young: Look, a snake! Ugh! I hate snakes — Read more
• Claire Young: How do you think Michael is?Helene — Read more
• Claire Young: (as Lucinda is in an interview with — Read more
• Christopher Farrell: I tell you what. Get an extinguisher, and put me out!
• Christopher Farrell: Call themselves salespeople? Bollocks!
• Chris Bates: Hang on, if you're going to talk about me, I'll talk about you!
• Charleine Wain: (to Selina) Do NOT talk over me! I am talking here!
• Charleine Wain: (after Joseph shaves his mustache off) Don't grow it back mate!
• Cashier: £189.50.Susan Ma: It's actually for a — Read more
• Bushra Shaikh: Elizabeth is an uncontrollable — Read more
• Bordan Tkachuk: You were doing a degree, were you — Read more
• Bordan Tkachuk: Stuart, you're blagging to me. I — Read more
• Bordan Tkachuk: (having listened to Claire for a — Read more
• Ben Clarke: I’m quite happy to go along the “sex sells” route with this one.
• Ben Clarke: I've got a scholarship to Sandhurst — Read more
• Ben Clarke: I'm a natural born leader. Sandhurst clearly saw that in me.
• Ben Clarke: I would say Kim, clinically speaking — Read more
• Ben Clarke: I think I'm going to bring back — Read more
• Ben Clarke: (in the voice of Sir Alan) Ben — Read more
• Ben Clarke: (about James) He wasn't exactly Winston Churchill.
• Azhar Siddique: What I'll do is I'll lead the piss-pitch in this next one.
• Azhar Siddique: They call me the Master Puppeteer — Read more
• Azhar Siddique: (on the phone) Sorry. Very quickly Jade, just run me through the strategy again.
• Anita Shah: Well done, girls! We're in budget. (after spending all but £2.30 of their £200 budget)
• Andy Jackson: At eleven o'clock it wasn't busy — Read more
• Alexa Tilley: I had to take my lead from Tuan and — Read more
• Alex Wotherspoon: Simon, Ian and Lee did a — Read more
• Alex Mills: Jason, will you be quiet you silly shit?!
• Alex Mills: Fresh viagra? I don't need any of that, I'm from Wales!
• Alex Mills: (on Zeeshaan) We've had know-it-all — Read more
• Alex Mills: (holding up a bunch of carrots) What are these?
• Alex Mills: (dressed as "Herbert the Pervert" to — Read more
• Alex Epstein: If I was an apple pie, the apples inside would be orange.
• Alex Epstein: How about we tell people we opened — Read more
• Alex Britez Cabral: (putting on a Welsh accent) I — Read more
• Aleksandra King: The sheer energy I am going to — Read more
• Aisha Kasim: I just want to say, if anyone is not — Read more
• Adele Lock: I'm not in the right place here. And — Read more
• Adam Corbally: Okay Katie, I'd officially like to — Read more
• Adam Corbally: How many times does he want us to run him through the strategy?
• Adam Corbally: (Sniffing some English wine) You can smell Christmas cake.
• (Wanting to sell some sausages, Dan approaches a — Read more
• (Towards the end of the task, Katie rings — Read more
• (Towards the end of the task, Ignite's sub-team — Read more
• (The second firing)Sir Alan Sugar: Well if we're — Read more
• (The second firing)Sir Alan Sugar: Ansell, you're — Read more
• (The phone rings at the candidates house)Mark — Read more
• (The initial interview)Vana Koutsomitis: So do — Read more
• (the first-ever task briefing)Sir Alan Sugar: — Read more
• (The first firing)Sir Alan Sugar: James, you — Read more
• (The first firing)Paul Tulip: There's plenty of — Read more
• (The beginning of the very first interviews and — Read more
• (Sir Alan, Margaret and Nick continue the — Read more
• (Renaissance have sold 6,000 cards so far; Alpha — Read more
• (Paul and Adam are sat in a car and Paul is — Read more
• (On the way to the interviews)Mark Wright: Mine — Read more
• (On the second day of the task, Richard tries to — Read more
• (Moments before Shazia's firing)Sir Alan Sugar:Shazia...Shazia Wahab: Please...
• (Lord Sugar brings out some products made by the — Read more
• (Leah and Myles look through the pictures they — Read more
• (Joseph goes to an interview in front of Claude — Read more
• (in the first triple firing (outside the — Read more
• (In the boardroom after the kosher chicken — Read more
• (in order to generate sales for Alpha, Raef tries — Read more
• (Gary and Charleine carry two large boxes to — Read more
• (Felipe becomes tearful up on seeing the advert — Read more
• (Evolve win the task and are sent away by Lord — Read more
• (During the filming of Joseph's promotional — Read more
• (during Simon's trampoline — Read more
• (Connexus have won the task and Lord Sugar sends — Read more
• (Before the task briefing at the location where — Read more
• (before the task briefing Adam and Ricky simulate — Read more
• (At the end of the internal review, Lord Sugar — Read more
• (At the end of Richard's initial interview with — Read more
• (As Sam tries to work a cash register it keeps — Read more
• (After Versatile win the task and on their — Read more
• (After the task and collecting the results)Karren — Read more
• (After Summit win the task and are on the treat — Read more
• (after Sarah, Steven and Ella Jade are sent — Read more
• (After Lord Sugar fires Gsvin, he sends Zoe and — Read more
• (After listening to Lord Sugar's condemnation of — Read more
• (After Invicta win the task, they are on their — Read more
• (After his interviews with Claude Littner and new — Read more
• (After customers ignore Scott during his attempt — Read more
• (A recording session for the introduction of — Read more