QuotesBook.org

Dave Chappelle Quotes

  • You know, I was in Santa Fe the other night, and — Read more
  • You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.
  • White people do not like to talk about their — Read more
  • When you hear somebody call you "brother" too — Read more
  • There's more shootings than I can literally count — Read more
  • There's a few reasons you don't see black people — Read more
  • The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's — Read more
  • The mark of greatness is when everything before — Read more
  • The fourth time I met OJ Simpson. The fourth time — Read more
  • Stop worshipping celebrities so much. Just don't — Read more
  • Remember Paula Deen got fired from the Food — Read more
  • Never in a million years will you hear somebody — Read more
  • Name-calling does not break the modern black man — Read more
  • My wife is Asian. She's Filipino. Alright, well — Read more
  • My parents did just well enough so that I could — Read more
  • My oldest son ... let me tell you, this kid is — Read more
  • My house got robbed in New York. I didn't even — Read more
  • Like, see, I'd never vote for George Bush Jr — Read more
  • Is it me, or do commercials have nothing to do — Read more
  • If you're an American, you're a racist. We're — Read more
  • I went to Disney World with my kids, which is a — Read more
  • I was at a party. Some guy gave me some shit — Read more
  • I know what you drink. See how quiet it got — Read more
  • I had a crackhead break my car window one time — Read more
  • I got myself extorted, which happens in this — Read more
  • I don't even know why people do crime. They want — Read more
  • Have you ever watched, like, a cartoon that you — Read more
  • Everybody's mad at police now. I watched that - — Read more
  • Ebola was in Texas. Ebola made a visit. Killed — Read more
  • Chivalry is dead, and women killed it — Read more
  • A black man would never dream of talking to the — Read more
  • "Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, are you an — Read more